Comic books had it coming, trust me.

16th December 2009

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16th December 2009

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“Help!  I’m tied to this penis and I can’t get up!”

“Help!  I’m tied to this penis and I can’t get up!”

16th December 2009

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Yeah, I farted.  Now get over it okay.

Yeah, I farted.  Now get over it okay.

16th December 2009

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As she looked out at the vast universe, she wondered if her orgasm was out there somewhere.

As she looked out at the vast universe, she wondered if her orgasm was out there somewhere.

16th December 2009

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Grab that rope and climb and make sure you take the magic beans too!

Grab that rope and climb and make sure you take the magic beans too!

16th December 2009

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I’m not going anywhere with you as long as you’re dressed like that.

I’m not going anywhere with you as long as you’re dressed like that.

28th November 2009

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Nurse, my boner needs some washing please.

Nurse, my boner needs some washing please.

28th November 2009

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Sound advice.

Sound advice.

28th November 2009

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Good question.

Good question.

18th November 2009

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Dude, she totally wants you.

Dude, she totally wants you.